Using 140 characters or less, can somebody please tell this lot to put some clothes on? Scan down for the most naked gallery your eyes have ever seen (unless you’re into rude stuff) (and that’s your own business)
Of all the celebrities we follow on Twitter – and there are a lot, only this morning we were having a chat to Michelle Heaton about our breakfast – most of them keep their clothes on. Sometimes that’s a shame (Marvin JLS), sometimes it’s a blessing (Ian Beale).
But some of the ladies just love whipping their clothes off – and here they are; the top 10 most naked celebrities on Twitter.
Though Kim Kardashian (or a Kim Kardashian lookalike who is potentially a porn star, whatever…) has just made a late appearance here.
1 Imogen Thomas
There’s this amazing thing about Imogen. Two amazing things, actually. Unfortunately, she appears to have forgotten that 50% of the world’s population has them too. So there’s not really any need for her to show them off on Twitter from every angle.
2 Jodie Marsh
If we bothered to do things like lift weights, we’d probably get naked a lot too, to be fair.
We’ve learned a lot of stuff about Rihanna in the last few months. Like the fact that she likes intravenous drips the way that most of us like cups of tea. And how she and Katy Perry are probably going to shack up in a Bajan love nest and adopt a small tribe of pink-haired children before the year is out. And how she sometimes likes to reveal her nipples.
We’ve also learned that she’s got quite a nice body. And that she wants her twenty million (TWENTY MILLION) Twitter followers to be aware of it.
4 Adrianne Curry
The America’s Next Top Model winner describes herself as “Bi Polar” and “Angst Ridden” on her profile page. We’re going to add “Show Off” to that too. And then post her some normal-sized knickers. If you don’t know her yet, you’re about to get to know her. In depth.
5 Amber Rose
Amber. Amber Amber Amber. We know you’re a model, so your breasts are probably some kind of art form. Unfortunately, we’re not at the National Gallery. We’re on a social networking site. And we’re still bored.
6 Katie Price
You know the drill. She doesn’t like clothes. NEXT.
7 Kelly Brook
We like Kelly Brook a lot. But we’d like her a lot more if she’d stick to those floral dresses instead of, y’know, non-existent ones.
8 Lady Gaga
To be fair, it’s entirely possible that Miss Gaga is not naked in all of her Twitter photos. She might just be bringing back the off-the-shoulder jumper.
We’re not completely sure which is worse.
9 Abbey Clancy
Abbey Clancy could wear a used bin bag and still look hot. But in all honesty, we’d prefer it if she did that.
10 Sam Faiers
If you can’t be bothered to scroll through Sam’s Twitter feed to find photos of her breasts, don’t worry – she’s helpfully decided to point them out to you in her profile picture. We’d like to helpfully point out the Topshop cardigan section to her, too.
(And if a few of the other TOWIE girls should so happen to come across this and decide to apply our advice to themselves too, we won’t mind. Really. Though Lauren has been shopping for something else anyway – diet tablets actually, you can read about that here)